Too soon with the upgrade pitch

At first glance it looked like a great app but a couple things dropped stars faster than the pants on Vegas call girl. 1. The screen wouldnt rotate to horizontal. 2. I started using the app to evaluate, placed a photo, chose a hat and couldnt resize it. 3. Chose a speech bubble started entering text. Got four words in and the pitch to upgrade popped up and kept doing so. Geez with the thousands of apps out there youd think the creator would want us to have an enjoyable experience. NOT this Guy. He wants your cash right away. Too bad lad. You aint getting mine until I get a chance to test drive. If I see its going to work then ill go for the upgrade.

Geodyne about Comic Caption Meme Maker Lite, v1.19